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In one week this turd waffle will celebrate the three-year anniversary of trying to unload his over-improved albatross. What a tit. Although at least now I see why he was so reluctant to post interior photos: Poltergeist pipe! Good luck putting up crown moulding, Chachi. And look at this sad-ass kitchen: Is this a playhouse? Where the hell do you even buy those miniature appliances? The microwave looks monstrous compared to that lil' Easy-Bake Oven below. Yes, yes, I'm sure that's a photo from the rental unit, but it's still funny looking. I mean, how much square footage are you really saving? This dumbass needs to just throw in the towel. I guess compared to the 2009 asking price of $1,295,000 , begging for $979,500 seems downright reasonable. But this price is still way out of line with reality. The thing I have never understood about these delusional sellers is how, after years on the market begging for someone to buy their property, the thought never goes throu...

Sold on 02/01/12 - $165,000 At $155 per square foot, that is less than half the original asking price. Way to hold out for top dollar! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Since there is no new inventory to speak of, out of "Where Are They Now?" curiosity I've been revisiting past Long Beach Housing Blog properties. Although most RE in the LBC victims--ERRR... featured sellers have since pulled their properties after unsuccessfully pursuing insane wishing prices ("Well, I'm not going to just give it away! "), a few deluded soldiers continue marching on. Like this idiot: This dreadful piece of doodie is now entering its FOURTH YEAR on the market. The good news is that after more than 1,100 days of wholly ridiculous prices and slack-jawed market chasing, this dolt seems to be finally waking up to reality. To wit: Jan 05, 2011 Relisted - $223,000 ($210 per square foot) But take another look at the photos and ask yourself if $223,000 is even that great of a p...

Sold on 09/02/11 - $605,000 Well, that only took 400 days. Look at this long, sad saga: Sep 02, 2011 - Sold $605,000 Jul 15, 2011 - Pending (Backup Offers Accepted) Jul 08, 2011 - Price Changed $609,000 Jun 17, 2011 - Price Changed $639,000 May 27, 2011 - Listed (Active) $649,000 May 27, 2011 - Delisted (Cancelled) May 17, 2011 - Price Changed May 09, 2011 - Price Changed Apr 25, 2011 - Price Changed Mar 30, 2011 - Price Changed Mar 04, 2011 - Relisted (Active) $699,900 Mar 04, 2011 - Delisted (Hold) Mar 04, 2011 - Relisted (Active) Mar 03, 2011 - Delisted Mar 02, 2011 - Listed Nov 14, 2010 - Delisted (Expired) Oct 05, 2010 - Price Changed Sep 27, 2010 - Price Changed Aug 27, 2010 - Price Changed Jul 15, 2010 - Listed (Active) Apr 14, 2010 - Sold $405,000 Hey, a $200,000 profit! This flipper must really know what he's doing! Not so fast, punchy. Setting aside the fact that flippers who know what they're doing actually, you know, flip houses instead of chasing the market dow...

Price changed from $639,000 to $609,000 Ouch. This is getting uglier by the day. They've knocked off $90,000 from the list price and still no action. I mean, psychologically how do you think that feels? This flipper is still ahead of the game considering he paid only $405,000 in April 2010, but that seemingly fat $204,000 profit cushion isn't as comforting when you consider the 15 months of carrying costs, the substantial money he sunk into the flip ($80,000? $100,000?), and of course paying out commissions ($36,000). It's not like he'll lose money on the deal -- I think even in the worst-case scenario he'll break even. But I'm sure he'd like to gain some profit for his trouble, so with the fall and winter months (and his one-year MLS anniversary) approaching it would be wise to keep cutting. But with a listing history like this, would you characterize this flipper as "wise"? Jul 08, 2011 - Price Changed $609,000 Jun 17, 2011 - Price Chan...

6/14/11 - Sold $305,000 After years of bullshit wishing prices, this turkey has finally been put out of its misery. In the last update, I said, "...$277 per square foot seems reasonable enough to nab a buyer." It ended up going for $281 per square. Of note, the robo-appraisal was actually dead on! $207,276 $300,400 $414,552 I don't take much joy in being right anymore -- I mean, who really cares? The delusional realtards have long since accepted the truth expressed on this blog and conceded defeat. Plus, it doesn't take a whole lot of effort to make these accurate predictions. As I've said since the beginning, it's just a simple matter of what local incomes can support. This price is now generally in line with the median income, so it found a buyer -- not exactly a shocking development. For the record, this sales price represents a $240,000 discount from the original batshit-crazy asking price. Delusional? Yeah, just a tad. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++...