Somebody got the memo! Our favorite eyesore —ERRR, “Mysterioursly [sic] private and breathtaking” beauty dropped the price for the second time in 22 days. And the agent seems particularly proud of the seller’s abject failure—ERRRR, generosity . To wit: "MAJOR PRICE REDUCTION ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" In some circles, lopping off a million dollars from the original asking price would signify a desire to get serious about selling or at least a willingness to negotiate. I’m not in that circle. No, considering the original asking price was a trust fund-busting $3,250,000, all the million-dollar reduction makes me think is, “A good start for a petulant, greed-faced ignoramus.” In fact, I’d be willing to bet you see a price increase in spring of 2009. If they were truly serious about selling, then how do you explain the 438 days it took to finally scalp a million clams from the asking price? Slow learners? Nah, I’m sticking with petulant, greed-faced ignoramus. But if I’m wrong and th...
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